Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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