When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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