For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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