Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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