I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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