Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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