How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Church boner. Awkwardddd
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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