their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
