The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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