I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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