If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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