Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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