people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My vagina is very pro this idea
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