ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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