His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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