their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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