awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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