talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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