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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(740): View more from Ohio

its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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(647): View more from Ontario

hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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(817): View more from Texas

she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.

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(765): View more from Indiana

he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.

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I miss high conversations.

(270): View more from Kentucky

Swinging. Is. Amazing.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?

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That you did

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?

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