New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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