Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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