are you so shy because you have an std?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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