i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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