Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Pooping to opera.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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