We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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