Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
