laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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