ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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