Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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