If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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