Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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