I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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