so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
