they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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