Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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