Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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