I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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