turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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