Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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