just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have demons in me.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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