Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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