I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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