This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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