I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
