no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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