EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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