Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Soap is not a condiment
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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