I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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