it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
