I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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